Very Mary-Kate

Season 3

2011 · 24 episodes · 1h 4m in all

Episodes

1. 

   1. Raise Your Hand

   1 Dec 2011 · 3 min

   I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.

2. 

   2. Magazines

   8 Dec 2011 · 2 min

   Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.

3. 

   3. Jetlag

   15 Dec 2011 · 2 min

   Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.

4. 

   4. Santa

   22 Dec 2011 · 3 min

   Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.

5. 

   5. Presentation 4

   6 Jan 2012 · 3 min

   War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.

6. 

   6. Jewish Looking Girl

   12 Jan 2012 · 2 min

   She’s a rock star of David.

7. 

   7. Layers

   19 Jan 2012 · 2 min

   It’s freezing cold under all these layers.

8. 

   8. Call My Phone

   26 Jan 2012 · 3 min

   Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.

9. 

   9. Trenta

   2 Feb 2012 · 2 min

   Start the morning with a gallon of joe.

10. 

    10. Evil Dragon

    9 Feb 2012 · 3 min

    It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.

11. 

    11. Police

    17 Feb 2012 · 3 min

    I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.

12. 12

    12. Mug Shot

    23 Feb 2012 · 3 min

    Is this the duckface of a criminal?

13. 

    13. Jail

    8 Mar 2012 · 3 min

    Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.

14. 

    14. Dishwasher

    15 Mar 2012 · 3 min

    Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.

15. 

    15. Pillow Talk

    22 Mar 2012 · 3 min

    Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.

16. 

    16. Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)

    1 Apr 2012 · 3 min

    Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

17. 

    17. Sleeping in Class

    5 Apr 2012 · 3 min

    Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.

18. 

    18. Professor’s Presentation

    12 Apr 2012 · 3 min

    Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.

19. 

    19. Slumber Party

    19 Apr 2012 · 2 min

    First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.

20. 

    20. Pills

    26 Apr 2012 · 3 min

    Take once per day with a picture of food.

21. 

    21. Comet

    3 May 2012 · 2 min

    Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.

22. 

    22. Draw Something

    10 May 2012 · 3 min

    Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.

23. 

    23. The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)

    24 May 2012 · 2 min

    When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.

24. 

    24. Summer House

    31 May 2012 · 3 min

    Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.