Roseanne

Season 2

1989 · 24 episodes · 9h 12m in all · 9.2/10

Episodes

1. 

   1. Inherit the Wind

   12 Sept 1989 · 23 min · 8.7/10

   Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.

2. 

   2. The Little Sister

   19 Sept 1989 · 23 min · 8.7/10

   Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.

3. 

   3. Guilt by Disassociation

   26 Sept 1989 · 23 min · 8.7/10

   Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.

4. 

   4. Somebody Stole My Gal

   3 Oct 1989 · 23 min · 8.0/10

   After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.

5. 

   5. House of Grown-Ups

   10 Oct 1989 · 23 min · 8.3/10

   Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.

6. 

   6. Five of a Kind

   24 Oct 1989 · 23 min · 7.7/10

   A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.

7. 

   7. BOO!

   31 Oct 1989 · 23 min · 9.3/10

   The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

8. 

   8. Sweet Dreams

   7 Nov 1989 · 23 min · 10.0/10

   Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.

9. 

   9. We Gather Together

   21 Nov 1989 · 23 min · 8.7/10

   On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.

10. 

    10. Brain-Dead Poets Society

    28 Nov 1989 · 23 min · 10.0/10

    Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

11. 

    11. Lobocop

    5 Dec 1989 · 23 min · 10.0/10

    When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.

12. 

    12. No Talking

    12 Dec 1989 · 23 min · 10.0/10

    Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.

13. 

    13. Chicken Hearts

    2 Jan 1990 · 23 min · 10.0/10

    Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.

14. 

    14. One for the Road

    9 Jan 1990 · 23 min · 8.7/10

    When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.

15. 

    15. An Officer and a Gentleman

    23 Jan 1990 · 23 min · 8.7/10

    When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

16. 

    16. Born to Be Wild

    30 Jan 1990 · 23 min · 10.0/10

    Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.

17. 

    17. Hair

    6 Feb 1990 · 23 min · 10.0/10

    Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.

18. 

    18. I'm Hungry

    13 Feb 1990 · 23 min · 10.0/10

    Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

19. 

    19. All of Me

    20 Feb 1990 · 23 min · 10.0/10

    Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.

20. 

    20. To Tell the Truth

    27 Feb 1990 · 23 min · 10.0/10

    Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.

21. 

    21. Fender Bender

    20 Mar 1990 · 23 min · 9.0/10

    Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.

22. 

    22. April Fool's Day

    10 Apr 1990 · 23 min · 8.7/10

    On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.

23. 

    23. Fathers and Daughters

    1 May 1990 · 23 min · 8.7/10

    In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

24. 

    24. Happy Birthday

    8 May 1990 · 23 min · 8.7/10

    Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.