Season 8

1995 · 25 episodes · 9h 35m in all · 8.7/10

1. Shower the People You Love with Stuff
19 Sept 1995 · 23 min · 8.3/10
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
2. Let Them Eat Junk
26 Sept 1995 · 23 min · 8.3/10
Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.'s only photo of him shows him sitting drinking beer -- pretty much what makes him tick.
3. Roseanne in the Hood
17 Oct 1995 · 23 min · 8.3/10
Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window -- opens up across from the Lunch Box.
4. The Last Date
24 Oct 1995 · 23 min · 8.3/10
The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.
5. Halloween: the Final Chapter
31 Oct 1995 · 23 min · 8.0/10
Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from "The Dead" portends an unexpected event: she's in labor.
6. The Fifties Show
7 Nov 1995 · 23 min · 8.0/10
The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy housewife, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account," and Jackie's the wacky neighbor.
7. The Getaway, Almost
14 Nov 1995 · 23 min · 8.3/10
Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.
8. The Last Thursday in November
21 Nov 1995 · 23 min · 8.0/10
When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners.
9. Of Mice and Dan
28 Nov 1995 · 23 min · 8.3/10
With his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.
10. Direct to Video
5 Dec 1995 · 23 min · 8.0/10
While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book; and Mark cooks dinner for the Conner clan.
11. December Bride
12 Dec 1995 · 23 min · 10.0/10
Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon and Scott.
12. The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
2 Jan 1996 · 23 min · 10.0/10
Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister.
13. The White Sheep of the Family
9 Jan 1996 · 23 min · 8.3/10
D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a trombone to impress a girl who plays tuba in the school band. Meanwhile, Darlene alienates everyone by mentioning that she has turned down a $500/week job in advertising, an entry level position that would pay her more than both her parents earn.
14. Becky Howser, M.D.
16 Jan 1996 · 23 min · 10.0/10
Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for change, so Becky intends to change her marriage.
15. Out of the Past
6 Feb 1996 · 23 min · 8.3/10
While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott.
16. Construction Junction
13 Feb 1996 · 23 min · 8.3/10
Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the internet and becomes addicted.
17. We're Going to Disney World (1)
20 Feb 1996 · 23 min · 10.0/10
The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.
18. Disney World War II (2)
27 Feb 1996 · 23 min · 10.0/10
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.
19. Springtime for David
12 Mar 1996 · 23 min · 8.0/10
David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile.
20. Another Mouth to Shut Up
26 Mar 1996 · 23 min · 8.3/10
Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day.
21. Morning Becomes Obnoxious
9 Apr 1996 · 23 min · 8.3/10
After an impromptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook" -- and with Jackie as her manager.
22. Ballroom Blitz
30 Apr 1996 · 23 min · 8.0/10
Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie.
23. The Wedding
7 May 1996 · 23 min · 10.0/10
Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.
24. Heart & Soul
14 May 1996 · 23 min · 8.7/10
Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception.
25. Fights and Stuff
21 May 1996 · 23 min · 9.0/10
Dan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifestyle.