The First Guy

2019

2019 · 13 episodes · 0h 50m in all

Episodes

1. 

   1. The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime

   7 Feb 2019 · 2 min

   Why can't I just take anything I want though?

2. 

   2. The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction

   10 Apr 2019 · 1 min

   Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!

3. 

   3. The First Guy To Ever Have A Name

   2 Jun 2019 · 3 min

   Hey person, what's your sound?

4. 

   4. The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan

   7 Jul 2019 · 2 min

   Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.

5. 

   5. The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat

   31 Jul 2019 · 4 min

   This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.

6. 

   6. The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone

   12 Aug 2019 · 3 min

   He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.

7. 

   7. The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself

   2 Sept 2019 · 5 min

   I'm gonna smell like flowers.

8. 

   8. The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist

   11 Sept 2019 · 6 min

   Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.

9. 

   9. The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial

   4 Oct 2019 · 6 min

10. 

    10. The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume

    31 Oct 2019 · 3 min

    It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!

11. 

    11. The First Guy To Ever Dream

    16 Nov 2019 · 6 min

    I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.

12. 

    12. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas

    13 Dec 2019 · 4 min

    Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)

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    13. The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone

    27 Dec 2019 · 5 min