The First Guy

2021

2021 · 21 episodes · 1h 32m in all

Episodes

1. 

   1. The First Guy To Ever Go Camping

   7 Jan 2021 · 3 min

   Let's sleep where the bears live.

2. 

   2. The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo

   15 Jan 2021 · 4 min

   I arrested a penguin.

3. 

   3. The First Guy To Ever Open A School

   6 Feb 2021 · 4 min

   I'm gonna lecture your kids.

4. 

   4. The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses

   19 Feb 2021 · 2 min

   The lenses go where? PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.

5. 

   5. The First Guy To Ever Break An Arm

   12 Mar 2021 · 4 min

   It bends that way now it decided.

6. 

   6. The First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel

   19 Mar 2021 · 5 min

   Sleep in my bed.

7. 

   7. The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers

   8 Apr 2021 · 4 min

   Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤

8. 

   8. The First Guy To Ever Play Duck, Duck, Goose

   15 Apr 2021 · 3 min

   In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.

9. 

   9. The First Guy To Ever Climb A Mountain

   1 May 2021 · 4 min

   Maybe I won't die.

10. 

    10. The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison

    7 May 2021 · 5 min

    Why can't I leave?

11. 

    11. The First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery

    25 May 2021 · 6 min

    Bring me the food. Now.

12. 

    12. The First Guy To Ever Sell Insurance

    4 Jun 2021 · 4 min

    Something awful could happen.

13. 

    13. The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake

    30 Jun 2021 · 4 min

    Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.

14. 

    14. The First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot

    28 Jul 2021 · 5 min

    I could dress up like an animal.

15. 

    15. The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin

    6 Aug 2021 · 5 min

    You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.

16. 

    16. The First Guy To Ever Shoplift

    27 Aug 2021 · 5 min

    I'm taking this.

17. 

    17. The First Guy To Ever Graduate

    17 Sept 2021 · 5 min

    Now what?

18. 

    18. The First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational Speaker

    25 Oct 2021 · 5 min

    Don't. Ever. Sleep.

19. 

    19. The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime

    10 Nov 2021 · 5 min

    Okay wait. Who did this?

20. 

    20. The First Guy To Ever Order Drive-Thru

    6 Dec 2021 · 5 min

    I'm not getting out.

21. 

    21. The First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman

    12 Dec 2021 · 5 min

    Looks like a real person.