Season 2
Episodes
- 1
1. White Mages are Jerks
5 Jan 2011
The best defense is a crappy offense.
- 2
2. Mega Man Needs To Go
7 Jan 2011
To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.
- 3
3. Mortal Kombat Friendship
14 Jan 2011
The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.
- 4
4. Lifeguard Mario
14 Jan 2011
No holding down B in the pool area.
- 5
5. The Mario Bros. Go Halfsies
18 Jan 2011
Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.
- 6
6. Mortal Kombat Pervert
19 Jan 2011
Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.
- 7
7. Mario Paint Torture
25 Jan 2011
Don't even get him started on Creed.
- 8
8. Excitebike Shop
26 Jan 2011
Overheating is radical.
- 9
9. Double Dragon Girlfriend
1 Feb 2011
8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.
- 10
10. Castlevania S&M
3 Feb 2011
It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.
- 11
11. Angry Birds Friendship
8 Feb 2011
Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.
- 12
12. Sonic's Gambling Problem
11 Feb 2011
What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.
- 13
13. Resident Evil Roommate
14 Feb 2011
This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.
- 14
14. Crashing the Silent Protagonist Party
15 Feb 2011
He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.
- 15
15. White Mage Dad is Racist
22 Feb 2011
Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.
- 16
16. The Koopa King's Speech
24 Feb 2011
He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.
- 17
17. Metal Gear Solid Box Trouble
1 Mar 2011
- 18
18. Rejected Sega Intros
1 Mar 2011
He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.
- 19
19. Everybody Hates Crono
8 Mar 2011
They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.
- 20
20. King Hippo Disgraces Hippo People
8 Mar 2011
- 21
21. Cammy's Dad (Street Fighter)
15 Mar 2011
If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.
- 22
22. Chargin' Chuck Gets Picked Last
16 Mar 2011
He's game ready. And really, really desperate.
- 23
23. The Horrible Secret Behind Starter Pokemon
21 Mar 2011
This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
- 24
24. Kazooie is Kidnapped
22 Mar 2011
Living in a backpack is the least of her worries.
- 25
25. Final Fantasy Cover Bard
29 Mar 2011
We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.
- 26
26. The Mushroom King
1 Apr 2011
"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle.
- 27
27. Robotnik Breaks Down
5 Apr 2011
Never buy a pre-owned drillcar.
- 28
28. Ken Gets Excited
5 Apr 2011
He's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique.
- 29
29. Doodle Jump Fall
12 Apr 2011
The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.
- 30
30. Link's Death
18 Apr 2011
Our heart containers go out to his family.
- 31
31. Ice Climbers Cliffhanger
18 Apr 2011
He had his whole extra life ahead of him.
- 32
32. Mario's Horrifying Discovery
20 Apr 2011
What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.
- 33
33. Rampage Apology
25 Apr 2011
Forgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper.
- 34
34. Mario With A Portal Gun
26 Apr 2011
The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
- 35
35. Ecco's Friends Are Stupid Dolphins
4 May 2011
They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.
- 36
36. Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down
10 May 2011
You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.
- 37
37. Sheik Crashes a Bachelor Party
12 May 2011
You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.
- 38
38. Noob Saibot is a Noob
16 May 2011
He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.
- 39
39. Angry Birds vs. Tiny Wings
17 May 2011
Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.
- 40
40. How Blinky Died
18 May 2011
He's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet.
- 41
41. Mario Goes Down The Wrong Pipe
24 May 2011
No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.
- 42
42. Mortal Kombat Sitcom
24 May 2011
They're going to kill you....
- 43
43. Captain America Uses Drugs
2 Jun 2011
He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.
- 44
44. Starcraft SCVs Go On Strike
8 Jun 2011
Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.
- 45
45. The Diablo Townspeople Should Move
10 Jun 2011
You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.
- 46
46. Kung Lao's Hat is Dull
14 Jun 2011
The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.
- 47
47. Mario Meets With His Agent
15 Jun 2011
He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.
- 48
48. Sim City Monster Hates Your City
20 Jun 2011
I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.
- 49
49. Contra Henchman Strategy
22 Jun 2011
They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.
- 50
50. Mario Dumps Pauline
27 Jun 2011
"It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess.
- 51
51. Plants vs. Zombies Wall-nut Gets Bitten
7 Jul 2011
Teamwork is infectious.
- 52
52. If Classic Games Had DLC
7 Jul 2011
Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.
- 53
53. Link to the Past with a Portal Gun
11 Jul 2011
When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
- 54
54. Sonic Meets With His Agent
12 Jul 2011
The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.
- 55
55. Falco Adjusts His Attitude
21 Jul 2011
"Gee, I've been saved by therapy. How swell.
- 56
56. Ghosts 'n Goblins Blacksmith
22 Jul 2011
- 57
57. Inbred Yoshi
2 Aug 2011
His face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character.
- 58
58. Koopa Troopa Does Stand-up Comedy
2 Aug 2011
Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.
- 59
59. Samus Meets With Her Agent
10 Aug 2011
Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.
- 60
60. Mega Man With a Portal Gun
11 Aug 2011
Dr. Wily wants him gone.
- 61
61. Sonic Wasn't Fast Enough
15 Aug 2011
Speed runs save lives.
- 62
62. Dr. Light's Gift to Mega Man X
16 Aug 2011
It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.
- 63
63. Mortal Kombat Sitcom: Shao Kahn Comes to Dinner
23 Aug 2011
- 64
64. Chill Penguin is Chill
24 Aug 2011
He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.
- 65
65. Tifa Embarrasses Barret
2 Sept 2011
It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.
- 66
66. Tails Can't Die
6 Sept 2011
One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.
- 67
67. Smash Bros. Fatalities
9 Sept 2011
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
- 68
68. Mega Man X Charges Too Much
12 Sept 2011
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.
- 69
69. Judgmental Mortal Kombat
13 Sept 2011
Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.
- 70
70. A Boy and his Blob Reunion
23 Sept 2011
You don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society.
- 71
71. Luigi Wears Red
23 Sept 2011
Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.
- 72
72. Captain Falcon Can't Get Insurance
26 Sept 2011
That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.
- 73
73. Diddy Kong Country
28 Sept 2011
Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations.
- 74
74. NBA Lockout Jam
4 Oct 2011
The only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk.
- 75
75. Bahamut Wants to Hang Out
11 Oct 2011
You will rue the day you summoned him.
- 76
76. Mistaken Hero Identities
11 Oct 2011
- 77
77. Mario's Mushroom Mix-up
17 Oct 2011
Doubling in size instantly is bad for your health.
- 78
78. NES Ninja Turtles Theme Song
18 Oct 2011
These Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack.
- 79
79. Robotnik Finally Wins
24 Oct 2011
This isn't the game over he asked for.
- 80
80. Mario is a Furry
25 Oct 2011
If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.
- 81
81. The Frogger Menace
2 Nov 2011
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs.
- 82
82. Bastion Narrator Invades Other Games
3 Nov 2011
Initializing raspy voice mode...
- 83
83. Vision Wants to be in the Avengers Movie
8 Nov 2011
You've got to draw the line somewhere. Preferably behind the badass laser robot.
- 84
84. Double Dragon Dad
8 Nov 2011
It's called tough love. Very, very tough love.
- 86
86. Chrono Trigger Time Travel Mix-Up
15 Nov 2011
Don't cross the (time) streams.
- 87
87. Mario Responds to PETA
23 Nov 2011
No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.
- 88
88. Link's Yard Sale
23 Nov 2011
Nothing like a little Spring inventory cleaning.
- 89
89. Gordon Freeman Meets With His Agent
28 Nov 2011
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out with your shrill, horrible voice.
- 90
90. Boos Man Up
29 Nov 2011
Night of the living dread.
- 91
91. Spy Hunter Pranksters
5 Dec 2011
Never trust the guy in the van.
- 92
92. How Diablo Destroyed Tristram
6 Dec 2011
- 93
93. Pac-Man Plays Skyrim
12 Dec 2011
Psh, you can talk to your family anytime.
- 94
94. QWOP Guy Has Sex
14 Dec 2011
It's all in the limbs.
- 95
95. The Night Before Mario's Christmas
19 Dec 2011
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.
- 96
96. It's a Wonderful Extra Life
19 Dec 2011
A toast to Luigi: The richest Player 2 in town.
Dorkly Bits Season 2: quick answers
How many episodes are in Dorkly Bits Season 2?
Season 2 of Dorkly Bits has 95 episodes.
When did Dorkly Bits Season 2 come out?
Season 2 premiered on 5 Jan 2011.