Season 3
Episodes
- 1
1. Zelda's Boyfriend
2 Jan 2012
You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.
- 2
2. Ash Gets a Digimon
3 Jan 2012
Digimon are not the champions.
- 3
3. Final Fantasy Thief Steals Wallet
9 Jan 2012
He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.
- 4
4. Link Finds Ganon's Weakness
10 Jan 2012
A true warrior fears no beep.
- 5
5. Fi Annoys Link
17 Jan 2012
I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.
- 6
6. Ski Free Yeti Gets Desperate
18 Jan 2012
He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.
- 7
7. Ken Wants to be Ryu
24 Jan 2012
Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.
- 8
8. Mario is Too Mainstream
25 Jan 2012
You've probably heard of him.
- 9
9. Luigi Meets Waluigi
31 Jan 2012
You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.
- 10
10. Excitebike Maniac
31 Jan 2012
Sportsmanship is for losers.
- 11
11. Bowser's Marital Problems
7 Feb 2012
Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.
- 12
12. Bioshock Little Sister's Big Date
7 Feb 2012
Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.
- 13
13. Puzzle Quest Ogre is a Nerd
13 Feb 2012
All is fair in love and puzzles.
- 14
14. Tiny Tower Residents Can't Leave
14 Feb 2012
They've got everything you need forever and ever.
- 15
15. Red Wastes a Masterball
21 Feb 2012
His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.
- 16
16. Videogame Dog Park
22 Feb 2012
Player 1's best friend.
- 17
17. Limbo with a Flashlight
27 Feb 2012
Objects may not be as scary as they appear.
- 18
18. Angry Sun Hates Mario
29 Feb 2012
His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.
- 19
19. Disney's Game of Thrones
2 Mar 2012
In the game of thrones, you win or you're thrown in the Disney vault.
- 20
20. Mortal Kombat Security Guard
5 Mar 2012
If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.
- 21
21. Uncle Owen Ruins Star Wars
9 Mar 2012
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.
- 22
22. Zelda II Sex Scene
12 Mar 2012
A potion would have been far more tasteful.
- 23
23. X-Men Disappoint Magneto
14 Mar 2012
They could have at least sent X-Factor.
- 24
24. TMNT Child Protective Services
19 Mar 2012
The government is cool, but rude.
- 25
25. Final Fantasy VII Controversy
21 Mar 2012
You say tomato, I say tomana.
- 26
26. Fan Fiction Dragon Ball Z
3 Apr 2012
His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.
- 27
27. BurgerTime Chef Gets a New Job
11 Apr 2012
Whatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.
- 28
28. Mario Goes Berserk
12 Apr 2012
Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.
- 29
29. Toad House Is Rigged
16 Apr 2012
Mario doesn't like getting played.
- 30
30. Mega Man Meets The Wire
18 Apr 2012
Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.
- 31
31. Hypno's Having Trouble
23 Apr 2012
Given his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.
- 32
32. Jurassic Yoshi
25 Apr 2012
An adventure 16 bits in the making...
- 33
33. Mario Skips World 2
2 May 2012
Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.
- 34
34. Sub-Zero Stays Dizzy
5 May 2012
Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.
- 35
35. Videogame Realtor
7 May 2012
She can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.
- 36
36. Bug Catcher Waits
9 May 2012
Life is harden for a bug-type trainer.
- 37
37. Sub-Zero's Glasses Are Broken
15 May 2012
You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.
- 38
38. Disney Channel's Kingdom Hearts
16 May 2012
The Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.
- 39
39. Regular Guiseppe, The Third Mario Brother
26 May 2012
He'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.
- 40
40. Pac-Man's Pac-Wedding
26 May 2012
Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.
- 41
41. River City Ransom Girlfriend
30 May 2012
The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.
- 42
42. Dhalsim's Losing His Touch
4 Jun 2012
He’s stretching the truth.
- 43
43. 'Legend of Zelda' Hermit Wants To Haggle
5 Jun 2012
It’s dangerous to not take these deals.
- 44
44. Babality Is a Big Responsibility
11 Jun 2012
It takes a true champion to raise a child.
- 45
45. Roller Coaster Tycoon Disaster
18 Jun 2012
These rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.
- 46
46. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Elevator Troubles
19 Jun 2012
Small talk is NOT radical.
- 47
47. Bowser's Weekend With The Kids
25 Jun 2012
Today’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.
- 48
48. Donkey Kong Meets With His Agent
26 Jun 2012
This is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.
- 49
49. Sonic Gets Engaged
2 Jul 2012
He’s finally out of the Friend Zone.
- 50
50. Boos Meet a Real Ghost
9 Jul 2012
He’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).
- 51
51. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 1 - The Journey Begins
16 Jul 2012
A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.
- 52
52. Legend of Zelda's 'Goodnight, Moon'
18 Jul 2012
A bedtime story for the next three days.
- 53
53. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 2 - Rusty's Rival
23 Jul 2012
The world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match. Check out Episode 1 here.
- 54
54. Jax's New Arms
24 Jul 2012
He’s armed and dangerous.
- 55
55. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 3 - Team Rocket
30 Jul 2012
If you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs. Check out episodes one and two.
- 56
56. Batman Goes to the Movies
31 Jul 2012
His movie-going experience must be more severe.
- 57
57. Peach's Revenge (Part 1)
6 Aug 2012
She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.
- 58
58. Paralyzed Pokemon Returns
7 Aug 2012
You can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.
- 59
59. Resident Evil Political Ad
13 Aug 2012
He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).
- 60
60. Iron Man's Drunk
14 Aug 2012
Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.
- 61
61. Earthbound Photographer's Surprise
20 Aug 2012
Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese.
- 62
62. Chrono Trigger Doppel Doll's Other Use
27 Aug 2012
He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.
- 63
63. Sonic Meets Original Fan Characters
4 Sept 2012
He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).
- 64
64. Voltorb Doesn't Want To Die
10 Sept 2012
He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.
- 65
65. Link's Wish
11 Sept 2012
It's not delivery, it's destiny.
- 66
66. Paperboy Newsroom
17 Sept 2012
A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.
- 67
67. Superman's Bad Day
18 Sept 2012
The man of steel needs to look out.
- 68
68. Banjo's Big Mix-Up
24 Sept 2012
- 69
69. Link's Fun Uncle Dies
25 Sept 2012
It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.
- 70
70. Smoke's Not Doing Well
1 Oct 2012
Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.
- 71
71. Emergency XCOM Meeting
8 Oct 2012
- 72
72. Mario's Ex
9 Oct 2012
Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.
- 73
73. Mortal Misunderstanding
15 Oct 2012
It's the beginning of the happy ending.
- 74
74. Legend of Zelda: The Se7en Sages
16 Oct 2012
His sins are coming back to haunt him.
- 75
75. Robotnik's New Nickname
22 Oct 2012
You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.
- 76
76. Videogame Trick-or-Treating
29 Oct 2012
- 77
77. Luke Skywalker's Adoption
30 Oct 2012
A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.
- 78
78. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 4 - Snorcrash
5 Nov 2012
Nothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either. Click here to catch up on the first season of Pokemon Rusty.
- 79
79. Mario Can't Play the Warp Whistle
7 Nov 2012
Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.
- 80
80. Nobody Likes the Toasty Guy
12 Nov 2012
It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.
- 81
81. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 5 - Celadon Mall
19 Nov 2012
Not even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.
- 82
82. Pokemon Daycare Reunion
20 Nov 2012
Magikarp never forgets.
- 83
83. Sonic, Lord of the Rats
27 Nov 2012
Save the vermin, ruin the world.
- 84
84. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 6 - HM Madness
3 Dec 2012
Some machines were meant to stay hidden.
- 85
85. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 7 - EV Trainer
10 Dec 2012
If you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst.
- 86
86. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 8 - Gym Fight
17 Dec 2012
Hit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.
- 87
87. Dad Piggies
18 Dec 2012
No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.
- 88
88. A Mortal Kombat Khristmas
24 Dec 2012
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.
- 89
89. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 9 - The Newest Member of Team Rocket
31 Dec 2012
Prepare for trouble, make it single.
Dorkly Bits Season 3: quick answers
How many episodes are in Dorkly Bits Season 3?
Season 3 of Dorkly Bits has 89 episodes.
When did Dorkly Bits Season 3 come out?
Season 3 premiered on 2 Jan 2012.