2013

2013 · 50 episodes

1. Nice Carrot Sweat
2 Jan 2013
Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Finally Michael tells everyone why he's skeptical of people who are nice in Texas.
2. Miles' Daring Party Escape
9 Jan 2013
Miles' panicked attempt to escape a party when the cops show up.
3. For Whom the Bell Trolls
16 Jan 2013
Marshall's secret doorbell.
4. Geoff's Vespa Crash
23 Jan 2013
The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.
5. Donuts for Cake
30 Jan 2013
Miles' miserable evening takes a turn for the better when his drunk friend steals a birthday cake.
6. Plane Stories
6 Feb 2013
RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus and Geoff question the integrity of their aircraft and have an awkward encounter with a pilot.
7. Gus on Mars
13 Feb 2013
Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.
8. Headphones & Peeing
20 Feb 2013
RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.
9. Homeless Depot
27 Feb 2013
In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.
10. Gus' Rooftop Rat
6 Mar 2013
RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.
11. Big Noses & Little Sisters
13 Mar 2013
RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.
12. Gus Hates Interns
20 Mar 2013
In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his attention.
13. Lucid Bear Dreams
27 Mar 2013
We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter. And finally, we have the idiotic conclusion to the headphone saga!
14. Dan vs. Food
3 Apr 2013
RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates. #DanTheMan Audio from RT Podcast #201
15. More Plane Stories
10 Apr 2013
RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity. Make sure your chair is in the upright and locked position, and prepare for HILARITY!
16. Drunk Burnie Returns
17 Apr 2013
Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to make false toasts at a company dinner, then later, takes it upon himself to kick people out of another party. Audio from RT Podcast #211
17. Lost Not Found
24 Apr 2013
RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time. Audio from RT Podcast #212
18. Stinky Fools
1 May 2013
RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April Fool's Day, Joel playing with his cardboard friends again, and Gus contemplating the stench of the past. Audio from RT Podcast
19. Brandon Explains Magnets
8 May 2013
In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot. Audio from RT Podcast #134
20. Mean Squirrels & Blind People
15 May 2013
In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles ditches a blind homeless man in the middle of a conversation because he's a scumbag. Then Lindsay shares an awkward experience she had with a blind person as well. Audio from RT Podcast #209
21. Barbara Pun-kelman
22 May 2013
RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the PUNishment.
22. Famous Asteroid
29 May 2013
In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real internet celebrity, and Burnie discovers the perfect way to destroy Joel's happiest moment. Audio from RT Podcast #215 and #216.
23. The Podcast King
5 Jun 2013
In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.
24. Gav's Creeper Parents
12 Jun 2013
RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents. Audio from "Let's Play: Minecraft #51"
25. Gus' Squirrelly Situation
19 Jun 2013
The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nuts. No, not that kind of nut. Audio from RT Podcast #215
26. More Burnie Tales
26 Jun 2013
RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmaking panel, more tortuous his older brother did to him, and an encounter with an asshole in Austin. So much Burnie! Audio from RT Podcast
27. Geoff vs. Porch
3 Jul 2013
Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name was Porch.
28. El Pizza Bandido
10 Jul 2013
RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it. Audio from RT Podcast #220
29. Drunk Detective Miles
24 Jul 2013
RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas. Kyle gets drunk and someone misplaces his bag full of worldly possessions, so it's up to Drunk Detective Miles to track it down! Audio from RT Podcast #221
30. The Original LOLcats
31 Jul 2013
Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny. Audio from RT Podcast #66
31. Gavin's Secret Admirer
7 Aug 2013
Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up on the signs. Audio from RT Podcast #205
32. Burnie Fights the Sun
14 Aug 2013
Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played on him, this time involving treasure and the sun.
33. New Phone, Bad Store
21 Aug 2013
RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how to use his phone, and Miles got tired of dealing with people at his bad grocery store job. Audio from RT Podcast
34. Kyle Becomes Wolverine
28 Aug 2013
Miles tells the story of when Kyle got drunk on his 21st birthday, spat on the floor, and thought he was Wolverine. Audio from RT Podcast #221
35. Body Switching & Buckets
4 Sept 2013
Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the worst thing Geoff ever did to his mom as a kid. Audio from Let's Build #s 17 & 19
36. Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr.
11 Sept 2013
Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to the RT crew, with even Burnie joining in accidentally. Audio from the RT Podcast
37. Joel's Meat Diet
25 Sept 2013
Joel tells the story of when he was a waiter on the hit show "Ally McBeal," and an embarrassing food situation he got himself into in front of Portia de Rossi and Lucy Liu.
38. Borders & Butts
2 Oct 2013
Burnie tries to cross the border into America, but his son makes things difficult for him, Gavin likes crepes, and Burnie feels weird after asking his doctor for a colonoscopy multiple times.
39. Even More Plane Stories
9 Oct 2013
RTAA #116 has even more plane stories from the RT guys! Gus is in the security checkpoint when they do bomb drill, Burnie talks about how they don't get nervous on planes, and Gus has a "mini freak-out" over the Pacific. Audio from the RT Podcast #19
40. Miles' Crazy Dad
16 Oct 2013
Miles and his high school girlfriend on their way to a date when Miles' dad goes a little insane... Audio from the RT Podcast #202
41. Wet Dream, Polite Robbery
23 Oct 2013
In RTAA #118, Burnie has a wet dream in the worst place possible and Kerry demonstrates the power of kindness when robbing a store in GTA V. Audio from RT Podcast
42. Poopy Horse Blankets
30 Oct 2013
Burnie talks about how horses are dumb enough to starve themselves, Gavin drinks coffee, and Geoff has a messy accident of his own. Audio from RT Podcast
43. Relaxed Gav & Lost Keys
6 Nov 2013
Gavin is concerned he may be too relaxed, Gus and Burnie argue about clouds, and Burnie gets mad when he can't find his keys. Audio from RT Podcast
44. Geoff's Pyro Friend
13 Nov 2013
Geoff tell the story of his pyro friend who caught a field on fire and cost Geoff a puffy jacket. Audio from Let's Build #25
45. Dan Likes Cross-Eyed Girls
20 Nov 2013
Gavin talks about Dan's apparent fetish when it comes to girls. Audio from RT Podcast #239
46. Michael Punches Poo
4 Dec 2013
While at his old job, Michael uses a client's restroom and has to be creative when he clogs the toilet.
47. Joel's Bottle Blooper
11 Dec 2013
Joel gets into the worst fight ever after failing miserably to throw a bottle. Audio from RT Podcast #245
48. Chopped Stick
18 Dec 2013
Gus tells the story of a man in China who, in a spell of loneliness, decided to cut off his junk, and the aftermath which followed. Audio from RT Podcast #243
49. Dogs & Disappointment
25 Dec 2013
In RTAA #126, Gus wakes up when he dog inaudibly whimpers, Burnie has troubles with Siri, and Brandon is disappointed. Audio from RT Podcast
50. Gavin's Pre-Op Photo Op
31 Dec 2013
In RTAA #127, while in Spain with his mates, Gavin drunkenly attempts to get a woman to take their picture, not realizing she is trying to get somewhere more important...