2017

2016 · 53 episodes

1. Kids Are A-Holes
14 Dec 2016
Kerry, Miles, and Gavin talk about the messed up things they used to do when they were little kids; everything from stripping in public to forcing their siblings into toilets. Kids really are assholes. Audio from RT Podcast #375
2. The Loud and Proud Co-Worker
6 Jan 2017
Burnie and Gus reminisce about a former co-worker who had some "annoying habits." Apparently he was really proud of his cell phone and also about his mad pinball skills. Audio from RT Podcast #374
3. Jeremy's Big Break
14 Jan 2017
Jeremy goes through a wild ride after sustaining an injury during a high school football game. From Off Topic Podcast #37
4. Strangers' Things
20 Jan 2017
The gang discuss awkward interactions with strangers, and their tactics for dealing with them. Audio from RT Podcast #396
5. A Tale of Copper & Quartz
27 Jan 2017
Gus and Esther take a trip to the National History Museum, and come across someone confused about what a diamond is, and suspicious cashier who wants to horde shiny pennies. Audio from RT Podcast #393
6. Burnie's Got Jokes
3 Feb 2017
Burnie tells a couple of his favorite jokes from when he was little. Whether they're good or not is up to you. Audio from RT Podcast #395 - Post Show
7. Miles' Counselor Story
10 Feb 2017
Miles has some embarrassing moments while doing some team building exercises. Audio from RT Podcast #322
8. Geoff's Burger Discount
17 Feb 2017
Geoff accidentally gets a discount at a divey burger joint for several months, and makes the mistake of asking why. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #2
9. Gavin or Gaggle
23 Feb 2017
It's a new twist on a classic! Gavin and Burnie play the most disgusting game ever imagined: Gavin or Gaggle! Not safe for lunch. Audio from RT Podcast #383
10. Chris' Love Delivery
3 Mar 2017
Chris uses a grocery delivery service but finds himself attracted to the delivery girl, so he keeps ordering groceries in order to ask her out. Audio from RT Podcast #396
11. Breaking Conventions, Touching Glass
10 Mar 2017
Back when Halo 3 was released, Gus and Burnie go to a convention that had more people working there than people attending. So they played Halo. Burnie also talks about not touching any fucking glass. Audio from RT Podcast #374
12. Geoff Ramsey: Best Dad Ever?
17 Mar 2017
Geoff tells a couple stories about how it's hard to be a parent when you know you're really good at it, but aren't appreciated by your kid. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #24
13. Bikes, Food, & Farts
24 Mar 2017
A plethora of tales ranging from stole bikes turned into unicycles, mysterious food items left on the ground, and Gavin's fart-riddled life. Fun times ahead! Audio from Off Topic #18 and RT Podcast #382
14. Don't Talk at the Gym
31 Mar 2017
Michael tries to avoid a dude at the gym who likes talking and being punched, but can't seem to shake him no matter where he goes. Audio from Off Topic #2
15. Forgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery
7 Apr 2017
In an attempt to make his life easier, Miles does something really complicated to help him remember to take his medicine. Burnie's older brother does something mean (surprising), and Gavin witnesses a person save himself from injury automatically. From Rooster Teeth Podcasts \#322, #368, #374
16. Jeremy & Michael Get Hurt
15 Apr 2017
Assuming the title wasn't descriptive enough, in this episode of RTAA, Jeremy and Michael each regale us of times from their childhood in which they sustained some crazy injuries. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #37
17. Stinky Ride-Share Farts
19 Apr 2017
Gavin finds himself in a stinky situation when his uber driver farts and he doesn't know the proper etiquette of how to deal with it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #392
18. Gus' Sharkdanko Interview
28 Apr 2017
During the interview for his global entry or whatever, Gus finds himself in an odd office with an odd government official who likes movies. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #390
19. Roombas With Guns, Sharpies in Butts
5 May 2017
The Off Topic guys ponder the big questions in life, like "What would happen if you strapped a gun to a roomba?", "How was Rooster Teeth Started?", and "Is Geoff gay??" Find out the answers! Audio from Off Topic podcast #31 and Off Topic podcast #18
20. Gavin and the Annoying German
12 May 2017
Sitting next to an annoying person on a plane is never fun. But when that guy is fat and German and does gross stuff next to Gavin, then it's hilarious. Audio from RT Podcast #374
21. Chris Strikes Out
20 May 2017
Geoff and Michael watch from afar as Chris tries his best to talk to a group of ladies. It is, to say the least, hard to watch. Audio from Off Topic podcast #25
22. Miles' Fake ID Excursion
26 May 2017
Miles recalls the time he found someone's ID, for which he could use to get into bars before turning the legal drinking age. Needless to say, it doesn't go smoothly. Audio from Always Open podcast #24
23. Porta-Potty Blowjob
2 Jun 2017
Gavin tries to use a porta-potty but a strange gentleman interrupts his tinkle time to do a quick bump. Then he wants a blowjob. Look, it's weird, just watch it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #404
24. Ding Dong Ditchers
9 Jun 2017
Teen Blaine and his teen friends decide to do a very teen activity and ding dong ditch a girl they like. But it's all fun and games until they get tracked down. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398
25. Gus' Turbulent Urination
26 Jun 2017
Gus has to pee while on a flight, but has a rough time when the plane experiences some pretty intense turbulence. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #401
26. Hands Free Peeing & Hulking Out
3 Jul 2017
Gus talks urinal etiquette and Blaine remembers one of his worst halloween costumes. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #361
27. Cock Block Cop
10 Jul 2017
A heartstruck teenage Chris tries to get some alone time with a girl by going to a park for a make-out sesh. However, there's a cop who is apparently set to block Chris at every attempt. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398
28. Barbara vs The Old Man
17 Jul 2017
There is legend of an old man who lives in the same apartment complex as Blaine and Aaron. Is he a ghost? Is he lonely? Many have speculated, but few know for certain. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #386
29. Sticks & Flowers
18 Jul 2017
Joel goes to the doctor to get his bladder photographed. Unfortunately, it's not as easy (or as painless) as he hoped it would be. Then he insults pregnant women. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #433
30. Mugged Miles
25 Jul 2017
Miles talks about the time he accidentally got mugged and didn't know he was getting mugged? Or he didn't know he almost bought a knife. Confidence is key, kids. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398
31. Joker Sex
7 Aug 2017
Miles tells his most embarrassing sex story which involves him roleplaying as the Joker. Probably the most cringe worthy thing he's ever done... as of right now.
32. Breast Kind of Greeting
14 Aug 2017
Gus finds Burnie's porn stash and Ashley has a new habit of touching breasts with all her female co-workers. Gavin and Gus give her something to be jealous of. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: RTX Sydney 2017 & Rooster Teeth Podcast # 440
33. Michael's Bathroom Blastoff
16 Aug 2017
Michael takes the Banana Sprite Challenge and the results are explosive! Audio from Last Call #11
34. Denise Tries The Moonshine
21 Aug 2017
Denise tries the leftover peach moonshine from RTX and has some choice words for Michael. From Off Topic #86
35. Covered In Kittens
28 Aug 2017
Michael gets to be covered in kittens and makes sure that Lindsay is both angry and jealous. Audio from Off Topic #17
36. Drowning for Power
11 Sept 2017
Brandon tries bonding with his Father-in Law and almost drowns him in the process.
37. Macaroni Makeout
18 Sept 2017
Jeremy talks about a couple that have no shame at the Macaroni Grill. How romantic.
38. Tornado Punches
25 Sept 2017
Both Jeremy and Chris have stories about punches thrown during a Tornado. What are the odds? Audio from Off Topic #88
39. Don't Trust the Blue
2 Oct 2017
Burnie recalls the first time he ever blacked out from drinking. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #443 Post Show
40. TP and PP on the Seat
9 Oct 2017
Chris has some weird bathroom habits that he gets called out on. Audio from Off Topic # 88
41. Geoff's Spring Break Spite Beard
16 Oct 2017
Geoff has had it with Griffon taking his razor and grows a beard out of spite - He also recalls the last time he blacked out and things get wild. Audio from Off Topic #51 Audio from RT Sponsor Cut
42. Chris' Fake Fiance
23 Oct 2017
Chris arrives early for his Tinder date, and is roped into saving a complete stranger from her pursuer. Together, they come up with a lie that may deter the man, but Chris might get more than he bargained for in return. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #448
43. Favorite RTAAs That Definitely, Probably, Might Have Happened
30 Oct 2017
Burnie and Gus improv their way to remembering their favorite RTAAs and the results are out of this world.
44. Construction Conspiracy
6 Nov 2017
Burnie has had enough of the constant construction around Austin. Gus and Gavin do their best to calm him down.
45. Drunk Baby Sitting
13 Nov 2017
Miles gets stuck at work one night watching over drunk Chris and Blaine. Some remember it better than others.
46. GoG Do Cats Know
20 Nov 2017
Another round of Gavin or Google from RTX Austin 2017!
47. Sore About Syringes
27 Nov 2017
Geoff reluctantly goes to the doctor for the first time in a while. He's gonna get some shots while he's there.
48. Farts Still Funny
4 Dec 2017
The title says it all! The gang reminds you if you forgot.
49. Aarons Astrology Standoff
11 Dec 2017
Aaron tells a story about a crazy boss he once had and the out of this world interview process that landed him the job.
50. Birds, Bees, And B.O
18 Dec 2017
Becca and Blaine reminisce about how growing up and hitting THAT age was great.... it wasn't. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #454 Post Show
51. Becca's Inconvenient BM
25 Dec 2017
Becca has fortunately never shit herself, but she's come close! One such occasion was in an inconveniently underconstruction convenient store. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #427
52. Gavin's AC Anomaly
1 Jan 2018
Gavin calls a repair man to fix his house, but instead makes it worse. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #57
53. Snowboard Slam
8 Jan 2018
Michael has been snowboarding only one time and of course he hit someone.