2014

2014 · 45 episodes

1. Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 1
8 Jan 2014
Burnie talks about a crazy dream he had wherein Lindsay becomes invisible in her wedding dress and fights the Polish army. Sounds legit. Audio from RT Podcast #246
2. Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 2
15 Jan 2014
Burnie's epic dream concludes with Lindsay facing off with the leader of the Polish army, but he's unlike any foe she's met so far. Meanwhile, Michael deals with the fallout of his bride-to-be disappearing. Will they have a happy ending? Audio from RT Podcast #246
3. Gus' Candy Cane-ine
22 Jan 2014
In RTAA #130, it's Gus' turn to have a crazy dream. He discovers his neighbor is the former head coach of University of Texas football team, and his dog is really a Christmas treat. Audio from RT Podcast #249
4. Lazer Tag Tales
29 Jan 2014
In RTAA #131, the gang plays lazer tag, and things get intense as Michael and Lindsay are pitted against one another. Can love bloom even on a battlefield? Audio from RT Podcast #238
5. Gus' Gas Problem
5 Feb 2014
When a mix-up with the gas company cancels his service, Gus must take matters into his own hands to set things straight. Angry Gus takes no prisoners! Audio from RT Podcast #21
6. Workspace & Cavemen
12 Feb 2014
At the old office, Burnie finally gets his computer back when Gavin goes back to England, but suddenly everyone wants to use it. Then, Burnie tries to explain how muting a user on Twitter works to a caveman. Audio from RT Podcast #32
7. Sewers & Freezers
19 Feb 2014
Burnie talks about exploring the sewers as a kid, and one time in particular when it became an Indiana Jones adventure. Then, he recalls the time in college some random dudes dropped a freezer on his lawn. Audio from RT Podcast #120
8. Kung Shu Wedding
26 Feb 2014
Gus goes to a wedding, but ends up having to take care of Drunk Esther and gets groped by one of her relatives. Burnie and Gavin talk about their shoe-based fighting style called Kung Shu. Audio from RT Podcast #243
9. The One in the Hole
5 Mar 2014
Michael goes on a stealth mission in the middle of a Let's Play to free Ryan's "pet" cow Edgar from imprisonment. Will his plan succeed? Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #60 & #61
10. Michael's Weird Neighbor
12 Mar 2014
Michael gets a knock on his door from someone down the hall who needs to call the police. But as the neighbor explains his story on the phone, Michael realizes maybe he is slightly insane. Audio from RT Podcast #257
11. Bad Luck Burnie Rides Again
19 Mar 2014
Burnie sees a couple having an argument outside his apartments, and, once again trying to be a nice guy, tries to break it up. But the situation is more complex than he was anticipating. Audio from RT Podcast #257
12. Speeding and Dreaming
26 Mar 2014
Burnie tells the story of his kid finding a speeding ticket, and the ensuing shakedown he got as a result. Then, Gavin has another lucid dream, this time involving his family and gems. Audio from RT Podcast #258
13. A Staircase of Assault
2 Apr 2014
Miles pushes his little brother down the stairs, then thinks of a way to not get blamed for it. Audio from RT Podcast #198
14. Matt Wants Fanfare
9 Apr 2014
Matt is disappointed with the lack of fanfare with his lunch. Audio from RT Podcast #257
15. Curses, Cookies, & Atoms
16 Apr 2014
Chris curses a baby, Jack eats some cookies, and Burnie smashes some atoms. Audio from RT Podcast #216
16. Dan Drinks, Gavin Hoodwinks
23 Apr 2014
Dan orders a bunch of girly drinks at dinner, thinking they are free. Gus and Gavin re-enact an internet conversation he had with a girl. Audio from RT Podcast #201
17. The Shock Bus
30 Apr 2014
Burnie talks about a shocking game he would play with locals south of the border, and why he one time spontaneously flipped the bird at a school bus. Audio from RT Podcast #265
18. Miles & The Mouse Mishmash
7 May 2014
When it's discovered a mouse has taken residence in his apartment, Miles and his roommates try to catch it. Audio from RT Podcast #202
19. Burnie's Neighbor Encounter
14 May 2014
Burnie shows Matt around his neighborhood, but Matt doesn't have nice things to say about his neighbor's house. Audio from RT Podcast #257
20. Hope vs. Starvation
21 May 2014
Gavin wonders if the hope of food can stave off starving to death. Audio from RT Podcast #216
21. Old Geoff, New Suit
28 May 2014
Millie worries that Geoff is getting too old, and Gus tries to buy a suit. Audio from RT Podcast #114 & 202
22. Gus the Social Media Hostage
4 Jun 2014
Gus rents a storage unit, but the employees force him to write a review about them on Google Maps.
23. Behind the Blue
11 Jun 2014
Burnie encounter problems on the set of Animated Adventures.
24. Grand Theft Cola
18 Jun 2014
Brandon learns a lesson about hot cars and soda cans, and Miles and Gus try to play a game of golf in GTA Online. Audio from RT Podcast #133
25. Burnie's Wedding Pranks
25 Jun 2014
Burnie talks about some pranks he tried to pull during Michael and Lindsay's wedding. Audio from RT Pocast #271
26. Long Title, Weird Girl
2 Jul 2014
Burnie talks about the ridiculous panel name he and Gus came up with, and Geoff talks about an old girlfriend who had strange characteristics. Audio from RT Podcast #271and Let's Play Minecraft #94
27. Gavin or Google #1: Breaking Babies
9 Jul 2014
This week, Burnie and the gang play "Gavin or Google," the guessing game sweeping the Internet. Burnie gives a short phrase to both Gavin and the Google search engine, and Barbara and Gus must guess who returned which phrase, Gavin or Google? Audio from RT Podcast #210 and #237
28. Technical Bully Problems
30 Jul 2014
Joel has another technical issue that Burnie tries to help with. Burnie talks about a kid who confronts a bully with an surprising outcome.
29. Canadian Zombie Property
7 Aug 2014
The guys discuss some changes in direction that could have ruined Dead Rising 2, Burnie finds a familiar looking rock, and Gus tells people to get off his lawn.
30. Godzilla vs. the Human Bugs
14 Aug 2014
The guys wonder what it would be like if Godzilla were as grossed out by humans as humans are by bugs.
31. Geoff's Weird Dreams
21 Aug 2014
Geoff tells the gang about two strange dreams he had, one involving drunk gaming, and the other leading to an accident in his pants.
32. Stealin' Cable with Geoff
4 Sept 2014
Young Geoff almost gets caught stealing cable with his friend in Tennessee.
33. Stealin' Cable with Michael
11 Sept 2014
Michael shares his cable theft story, which led to a profitable business on the side.
34. Miles Hacks the System
18 Sept 2014
A simple misunderstanding turns into a security breach scare at the office.
35. Walk ins & Dead Bodies
25 Sept 2014
A broken lock on the bathroom door leads to an awkward encounter for Gus. Joel talks about a friend who specialized in portraying dead bodies.
36. Brandon's George Foreman Grill
2 Oct 2014
Brandon brags about his new George Foreman grill.
37. The Snail Assassin
9 Oct 2014
In one of his strangest hypothetical scenarios ever, Gavin wonders what it would be like if you were constantly chased by a snail with a deadly touch.
38. Gus the Destroyer
16 Oct 2014
Gus gets drunk and destroys someone's creation.
39. Pilot Football Message
23 Oct 2014
Gus wants to be a secret pilot, Burnie talks about Rice University's football team, and sends a heartwarming text to Gavin. Audio from RT Podcasts: Secret Pilot - Podcast #281, Rice's Football Team - Podcast #13, Burnie's Message - Podcast #231
40. Chris' Doot-Doot, Blaine's Duster
29 Oct 2014
Chris talks about his bathroom habits, and Blaine tries to look cool during an apocalypse. Audio from RT Podcast #287 and #236
41. Gavin or Google #2: Dog Door Bells
5 Nov 2014
The gang plays Gavin or Google again, this time concerning dogs.
42. A Selfie With Burnie
12 Nov 2014
A fan tries to take a selfie with Burnie at RTX, but is constantly interrupted.
43. Geoff's Flirty Drive
10 Dec 2014
Geoff tells the tale of how he and his friends put some smooth moves on a couple of fellow high school girls.
44. Lost Bugs & Stolen Balls
17 Dec 2014
Burnie wonders about what it's like for bugs to get lost, and Geoff steals a ball from Caleb.
45. Joel's Theatrical Sickness
24 Dec 2014
In RTAA #172, Joel starts feeling deathly sick in a movie theater, and Gavin almost cares.