Specials

2023 · 26 episodes · 17h 58m in all

Sometimes, Mark, Bob, and Wade are feeling generous... or need a break

1. The Burls [Bonus Episode]
16 May 2023 · 26 min
Surprise! It's a Distractible bonus episode! This one's a classic Distractible bit from "the vault."
2. PowerWash Pals: Wade [Bonus Episode]
14 Nov 2023 · 51 min
Mark takes Wade through his first time playing PowerWash Simulator.
3. PowerWash Pals: Bob [Bonus Episode]
21 Nov 2023 · 54 min
Welcome to another PowerWash Pals Powerwashing Podcast. This time with another "and friend," Bob.
4. PowerWash Pals: Tyler [Bonus Episode]
6 Dec 2023 · 83 min
Is power washing a sport? Either way, the hosts of "Go! My Favorite Sport Team" get down and dirty, then clean in this new episode of PowerWash Pals.
5. Bit's That Didn't Fit [Bonus Episode]
12 Dec 2023 · 25 min
It's time to finally open up the Distractible Vault, and take a peak at some unused bits that never saw the light of day... until now.
6. Lens Chats With Mark: Part One [Bonus Episode]
9 Jan 2024 · 26 min
Take a seat with the dudes in Bob's living room and join this casual conversation about improv mishaps, 3D porn shows, and... (drumroll) Mark's lenses.
7. Lens Chats With Mark: Part Two [Bonus Episode]
16 Jan 2024 · 25 min
Hop back into Bob's living room as the dudes discuss Mark's new hobby, Wade's YouTuber secrets, and a whole lot of pee.
8. Breaking News (Part One) [Bonus Episode]
26 Jan 2024 · 28 min
We interrupt this usual podcast schedule to bring you some breaking news headlines. Let's go "live" in the studio with Mark, Bob, and Wade to get the hottest scoops.
9. Breaking News (Part Two) [Bonus Episode]
3 Feb 2024 · 25 min
What does Walmart, ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami have in common? Find out in this important BREAKING NEWS episode "live" from the Distractible studio.
10. Breaking News (Part Three) [Bonus Episode]
9 Feb 2024 · 24 min
The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ.
11. We're Filthy Rich! [Bonus Episode]
23 Feb 2024 · 24 min
Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth elements! And get your bald caps ready, because Wade has a special message just for you.
12. Mark Is A Visionary [Bonus Episode]
2 Mar 2024 · 24 min
Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was designed for: terrifying Facetimes and VR porn.
13. Midfacemaxxing [Bonus Episode]
5 Mar 2024 · 27 min
Hey Mark, why the long face? Maybe the internet has some wholesome and definitely not horrific answers.
14. Best Of Wade: Part 1 (Compilation)
2 Nov 2025 · 44 min
It's time once again to venture into "The Distractible Vault" to retrieve some of the most bald, car-less, and boat-loving moments of the King of Meat himself, Wade.
15. Best Of Bob: Part 1 (Compilation)
6 Nov 2025 · 45 min
If the "Distractible Vault" was a fridge, it would be stocked up with only the best bite-sized moments of our favorite dad, wordsmith, and mechanic, Bob.
16. Best Of Mark: Part 1 (Compilation)
9 Nov 2025 · 44 min
It's time to relax with a copy of Penthouse Forum and plate of cannolis, because this compilation is all about the moon man himself, Mark.
17. Best of Henry (Compilation)
30 Nov 2025 · 26 min
A compilation dedicated to some of Henry's most memorable mentions from the podcast. Rest In Peace, Henry.
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18. Best of Bald (Compilation)
4 Dec 2025 · 37 min
No freak flags are flying around these parts, cause this is the baldest compilation in the wilderness!
19. Best of P*ssed Off: Part 1 (Compilation)
15 Jan 2026 · 31 min
You better hope the Distractible Vault is fireproof, because there's a whole lot of fiery fury building up in this compilation!
20. Best of Unfair: Part 1 (Compilation)
19 Jan 2026 · 70 min
The only word, besides bald, that has changed the trajectory of Distractible forever.
21. Best of James (Compilation)
26 Feb 2026 · 66 min
There's baby fever floating around The Distractible Vault as we share some highlights from the last few years of Bob raising his son, James.
22. Worst Tech Issues (Compilation)
27 Feb 2026 · 28 min
No need adjust your computer settings, this compilation features some the most memorable moments where things went wrong in all the right ways.
23. Ghostly Moments (Compilation)
28 Feb 2026 · 53 min
Don't look now, but that just might be a spooky new compilation staring back at you in the dark...
24. Best of The Render Farm (Compilation)
5 Mar 2026 · 115 min
E-I-E-I-Oh boy! It's a bountiful harvest in the Distractible Vault tonight, with a collection of Mark's updates on ol' bessy herself: The Render Farm!
25. Wade's Worst House Issues (Compilation)
7 Mar 2026 · 55 min
If this compilation proves anything, it's that the Curse Of The Drowned Man is still alive well (despite what certain Bald-Face liars may want to believe.)
26. Best of "Guam" (Compilation)
7 Mar 2026 · 22 min
PUT THIS COMPILATION IN GUAM!