Season 4
2024 · 101 episodes · 96h 39m in all
Mark, Bob, and Wade learn to follow the rules...sometimes
Episodes
1. This Is Our Roman Empire
25 Feb 2024 · 62 min
AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about.
2. It's Okay, We're Engineers
29 Feb 2024 · 46 min
This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex.
3. Games Are Getting Older
3 Mar 2024 · 59 min
Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too.
4. We Are The Main Character
7 Mar 2024 · 70 min
Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.
5. Tear Down These Balls
10 Mar 2024 · 56 min
In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.
6. Pants
15 Mar 2024 · 50 min
Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope.
7. How To Milk Your Dinosaur
17 Mar 2024 · 47 min
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.
8. Power
21 Mar 2024 · 55 min
With great power, comes great Distractibility.
9. Old Is Awesome
24 Mar 2024 · 51 min
It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.
10. No Topic Left Beef
28 Mar 2024 · 54 min
Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.
11. Wrong Answers Only
31 Mar 2024 · 53 min
Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.
12. Do You Fear Death-uh?
4 Apr 2024 · 65 min
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.
13. The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen Or Heard Ever
7 Apr 2024 · 55 min
We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.
14. Cake Or AI?
11 Apr 2024 · 47 min
Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.
15. Cake Or AI Too
14 Apr 2024 · 43 min
Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.
16. Chugging Hot Tub Water
19 Apr 2024 · 65 min
Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.
17. Uplifting Children's Stories
21 Apr 2024 · 59 min
Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.
18. The Cursed Man
25 Apr 2024 · 61 min
Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it.
19. Bad Or Worse
28 Apr 2024 · 80 min
What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse.
20. At Least 20 Questions
2 May 2024 · 62 min
Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions.
21. 20 More Questions (At Least)
5 May 2024 · 57 min
Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions!
22. Animal Noises
9 May 2024 · 49 min
Old Mark-plier had a farm. E.
23. There Is No Excuse
12 May 2024 · 47 min
There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving...
24. It's Over, It's Done
16 May 2024 · 53 min
Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement.
25. 1000 Hour Energy
19 May 2024 · 49 min
Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take.
26. World Wade Supremacy
23 May 2024 · 37 min
THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline*
27. Naming 100 Women
26 May 2024 · 42 min
100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell.
28. My Body Betrayed Me
30 May 2024 · 56 min
Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob.
29. Two Truths And A Lie
2 Jun 2024 · 59 min
Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode!
30. Shotgun Roulette
6 Jun 2024 · 52 min
So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun.
31. The Inaugural Boat Episode
9 Jun 2024 · 57 min
Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution.
32. We Should Buy A Movie Theater!
13 Jun 2024 · 53 min
Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies!
33. The Room Where It Happened
17 Jun 2024 · 55 min
The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier)
34. We Might Have Started The Fire
21 Jun 2024 · 75 min
Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.
35. 20 Easy Questions
23 Jun 2024 · 62 min
Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia.
36. It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2)
27 Jun 2024 · 69 min
Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls!
37. Best Of Times, Worst Of Times
30 Jun 2024 · 68 min
The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being.
38. Saving You Money
4 Jul 2024 · 55 min
Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com
39. The Dumb Of Humanity
7 Jul 2024 · 58 min
I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid.
40. Sorry For My Singing
11 Jul 2024 · 63 min
Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other.
41. Red 40, Set Hut!
14 Jul 2024 · 58 min
Red red dye, goes to Mark's head.
42. A Special Message For Our Listeners
19 Jul 2024 · 75 min
Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible.
43. Glauber Salt
21 Jul 2024 · 51 min
This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves.
44. Theater Of The Mind
25 Jul 2024 · 51 min
The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma...
45. Tongue Twisters
28 Jul 2024 · 55 min
Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions.
46. Worm Love
1 Aug 2024 · 55 min
Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm?
47. The Last Great Debate
4 Aug 2024 · 59 min
Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are.
48. Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)
8 Aug 2024 · 55 min
Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode.
49. Big Or Small (Part 2)
11 Aug 2024 · 60 min
The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small?
50. Get More Stupider
15 Aug 2024 · 58 min
Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.
51. On Success
18 Aug 2024 · 65 min
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.
52. The Dumb Of Introverts
22 Aug 2024 · 63 min
Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.
53. Mark's Secret Words
25 Aug 2024 · 62 min
Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...
54. We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)
29 Aug 2024 · 50 min
(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.
55. Conspiracy. CHANGE!
1 Sept 2024 · 51 min
Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.
56. Bob's Secret Words
6 Sept 2024 · 44 min
Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...
57. Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)
8 Sept 2024 · 43 min
After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!
58. Talent
12 Sept 2024 · 51 min
Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.
59. WikiHow About Now?
15 Sept 2024 · 58 min
Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.
60. Nah, I'd Win
19 Sept 2024 · 53 min
It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.
61. The Episode You Can Taste
23 Sept 2024 · 65 min
This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.
62. All Nighters
26 Sept 2024 · 63 min
We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night.
63. The Most Cursed Moments
29 Sept 2024 · 66 min
With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.
64. What Song Do You See?
4 Oct 2024 · 60 min
Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.
65. Try New Things
6 Oct 2024 · 64 min
The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.
66. Get More Stupider (Part 2)
10 Oct 2024 · 55 min
"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"
67. Parlor Games
14 Oct 2024 · 49 min
It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule.
68. QUITTER!
17 Oct 2024 · 60 min
You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.
69. Two Sentence Horror Stories
20 Oct 2024 · 53 min
Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.
70. More Villain Awards
25 Oct 2024 · 60 min
Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?
71. Never Hug Your Teacher
27 Oct 2024 · 63 min
Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.
72. Definitely Real Things
31 Oct 2024 · 51 min
The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.
73. Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)
3 Nov 2024 · 60 min
Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?
74. Edutainment!
7 Nov 2024 · 61 min
Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.
75. Get Mad Libs
10 Nov 2024 · 49 min
Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.
76. Wade Is Sopping
14 Nov 2024 · 44 min
Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.
77. The Election Episode
17 Nov 2024 · 56 min
Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.
78. Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)
21 Nov 2024 · 61 min
Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.
79. Florida or No Florida?
24 Nov 2024 · 56 min
Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.
80. Wade For President
28 Nov 2024 · 69 min
Together, we can Make America Wade Again!
81. Top 10 Things
1 Dec 2024 · 61 min
Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.
82. Bob's Fridge (Part 2)
5 Dec 2024 · 64 min
There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.
83. The Cost Is Correct
8 Dec 2024 · 53 min
If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”
84. Mark of Theseus
13 Dec 2024 · 56 min
Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus?
85. What's Wrong With Video Games?
16 Dec 2024 · 61 min
Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!
86. [Insert Topic Here]
19 Dec 2024 · 64 min
[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]
87. Merry Christmas, Bob!
22 Dec 2024 · 67 min
Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.
88. New Year, Old Us
26 Dec 2024 · 63 min
Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...
89. Does Order Matters?
30 Dec 2024 · 60 min
New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.
90. Time and Stuff
3 Jan 2025 · 52 min
It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.
91. The Distractible Paradox
5 Jan 2025 · 52 min
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.
92. Where Am I?!
9 Jan 2025 · 55 min
Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...
93. Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks
19 Jan 2025 · 65 min
As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.
94. There's An Easter Egg At 43:51
23 Jan 2025 · 72 min
Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.
95. Order Matters Too
26 Jan 2025 · 62 min
Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.
96. More Broken News
30 Jan 2025 · 52 min
Wade gets himself canceled.
97. Big Dog Energy
3 Feb 2025 · 65 min
No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.
98. Acronyms, But Better
6 Feb 2025 · 58 min
Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)
99. WordPad Broke
9 Feb 2025 · 62 min
All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.
100. Mark Prepared For This
13 Feb 2025 · 62 min
Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!
101. The Council of Distractible (Part 2)
16 Feb 2025 · 55 min
The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."
Distractible Season 4: quick answers
How many episodes are in Distractible Season 4?
Season 4 of Distractible has 101 episodes, about 97 hours in total.
When did Distractible Season 4 come out?
Season 4 premiered on 25 Feb 2024.