Distractible

Season 6

2026 · 33 episodes · 31h 31m in all

The Boys are back in action for some more wacky, and weird fun

Episodes

1. 

   1. Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2)

   24 May 2026 · 62 min

   Fortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald.

2. 

   2. Hard or Soft?

   31 May 2026 · 70 min

   The guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft?

3. 

   3. Burnout

   7 Jun 2026 · 68 min

   The guys have a heart to heart, bald to Bob, and Go to Pro conversation about their personal struggles with feeling burnout.

4. 

   4. Doing Too Much

   14 Jun 2026 · 75 min

   Welcome to "Mark's Sponsorship Dreams Gets Crushed Yet Again" Simulator.

5. 

   5. Markiplier Likes That?

   21 Jun 2026 · 62 min

   How well do Bald and Dad know Short?

6. 

   6. Going Nuclear

   28 Jun 2026 · 74 min

   Bald Bombs Away! Everyone take cover right- wait a minute... are you the guy from Distractible?

7. 

   7. Unhappy Birthday

   5 Jul 2026 · 62 min

   To cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences.

8. 

   8. Hoopst Was First?

   12 Jul 2026 · 62 min

   This game about firsts is making me firsty.

9. 

   9. The Perfectest Crime

   19 Jul 2026 · 72 min

   Detectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime.

10. 

    10. Wade Definitely Has A Topic

    26 Jul 2026 · 66 min

    The guys make up for lost small talk and discuss the highs and lows of this year so far.

11. 

    11. Please Be Nice

    2 Aug 2026 · 68 min

    Bob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom.

12. 

    12. I'm Wade. I'm Bald

    9 Aug 2026 · 51 min

    He's bald. He's Wade.

13. 

    13. Choose Your Own Cousin

    17 Aug 2026 · 73 min

    Ask not what you can do for your cousin, but what you and your cousin can do for "The Shepherd."

14. 

    14. Would I Lie To You?

    23 Aug 2026 · 61 min

    Bob hosts a game built on lies.

15. 

    15. Smell My Touch

    30 Aug 2026 · 62 min

    Mark hosts a game that just makes sense.

16. 

    16. Cincinnati Jeopardy

    6 Sept 2026 · 45 min

    Bob + Jeopardy = No Secret Twists Whatsoever

17. 

    17. Insider Gaming

    13 Sept 2026 · 69 min

    Now that Mark has landed himself in jail, only the latest in gaming and insect technology can break him out.

18. 

    18. Cloth Off The Bone

    20 Sept 2026 · 56 min

    Mark and Wade play mind games with each other while Bob watches.

19. 

    19. The Jerker Episode

    27 Sept 2026 · 59 min

    The guys search for a happy ending to the sad times we're living in.

20. 

    20. "Saving Grace" (The Scary Tapes)

    1 Oct 2026 · 56 min

    Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Saving Grace" by Blake Bowen. Trigger Warnings: Death, Forced Captivity, Gaslighting, Gore, Medical Torture/Abuse, Medical Procedures, Torture, Victim Blaming, and Violence.

21. 

    21. Grilled or Fried?

    4 Oct 2026 · 73 min

    I like my Distractible episodes seared in a cast iron skillet until it gets crispy golden edges on all sides.

22. 

    22. "These Hollows and Rivers" (The Scary Tapes)

    8 Oct 2026 · 60 min

    Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "These Hallows And Rivers" by Violet J. Williams. Trigger Warnings: Physical Abuse, Violence

23. 

    23. Bob's One Man Show (Part 2)

    11 Oct 2026 · 69 min

    For one night only (again), Bob returns to perform a one man show directed by Mark and Wade.

24. 

    24. "Copper Point" (The Scary Tapes)

    15 Oct 2026 · 77 min

    Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Copper Point" by Chelsea Herzog. Trigger Warnings: Animal Death, Death, Forced Captivity, Gaslighting, Gore, Mental Illness, Physical Abuse, Self-Harm/Suicide, Stalking, Victim Blaming, Violence, Cult and/or Religious Abuse

25. 

    25. Our Strange Addiction

    18 Oct 2026 · 107 min

    Bob and Wade rope Mark into in their poképroblem.

26. 

    26. "The Mirror of Harry Aalders" (The Scary Tapes)

    22 Oct 2026 · 53 min

    Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "The Mirror of Harry Aalders" by Ronan Clarke.

27. 

    27. Nah, I'd Win (Part 5)

    25 Oct 2026 · 60 min

    Now featuring even more beans.

28. 

    28. Ouroboros.Exe/Run (The Scary Tapes)

    30 Oct 2026 · 66 min

    Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Ouroboros.Exe/Run" by Keely Davis. Trigger Warnings: Cannibalism, Child Endangerment, Forced Captivity, Kidnapping, Psychological Torture

29. 

    29. Hex in The City (Part 1)

    3 Nov 2026 · 53 min

    Mark and Bob ignore Bald God's plan for them.

30. 30

    30. TBD

    10 Nov 2026

31. 31

    31. TBD

    Airs 17 Nov 2026

32. 32

    32. TBD

    Airs 24 Nov 2026

33. 33

    33. TBD

    Airs 1 Dec 2026